hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
this boner is exhausting
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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