How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
tell me about the fingering
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