He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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