Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
