Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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