if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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