and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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