I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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