I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Soap is not a condiment
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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