Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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