i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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