the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
My vagina is very pro this idea
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