Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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