was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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