all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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