That's when you crack a 10am beer
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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