How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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