new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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