Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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