I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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