she was so not down for the gang bang
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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