I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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