I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You can't motorboat a personality
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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