His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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