And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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