i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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