I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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