"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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