well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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