Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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