Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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