so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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