he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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