Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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