everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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