I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
this must be what syphilis tastes like
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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