Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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