My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
babies were throwing up all over the place
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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