Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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