Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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