He kissed a someone with a penis
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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