tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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