You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
My feet surprised me
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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