are you still at the devil's house?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
It's Friday. Sex?
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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