yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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