May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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