all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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