Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
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