Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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