He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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